i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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