I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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