He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
