are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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