So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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