we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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