yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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