So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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