The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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