Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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