Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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