No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday