im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again