at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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