found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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