Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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