Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.