So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial