i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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