He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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