do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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