i wish peter jackson would direct porn
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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