we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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