"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
