I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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