Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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