ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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