Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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