need another drink. this is the easiest way
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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