god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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