So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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