can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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