obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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