your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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She needs sedatives and a leash
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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