so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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