and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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