You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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