On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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