its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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