Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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