Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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