NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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