I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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