Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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