she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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