She went from zero to smokin in five shots
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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