Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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