i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
