What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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