More tranny stories later!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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