I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this boner is exhausting
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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