a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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