And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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