ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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