Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So much rum. So many feels.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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