What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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