This girl is more easily done than said...
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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