But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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