the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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