Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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